Thurs 12 Oct - Warning stupidity inside...

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Pretty cool game, sorta like the old Missile Command, but made a little more funky with a cool sound track too!

http://www.inflash.com/list/x.php?link_id=9345

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So there he is, a cop in front of a class of school kids, giving them a talk on being a cop and being safe, when 3 things go wrong... 1) He mentions he has an unloaded gun, 2) He is the only person qualified to handle a firearm and 3) Well, watch and learn whata trained professional can do...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdvTwgQjB34

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Wed 11 Oct - PAIN! PAIN! PAIN!

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Love your movies? Do you have a keen eye for picking up faults and mistakes? Well I don't, I just live in that make believe world, but see if you have spotted these mistakes in some popular movies...

http://www.jokaroo.com/funnypictures/top_15_movie_mistakes.html

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This belongs right out of Australias Funnies Home videos, guys getting hurt... a lot... and ouch...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym69jqOwcEI

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Tue 10 Oct - Broom Broom Beep Beep!

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Ok, this should be a game even "she" should be able to play, drive a car and knock over witches hats! Simple!

http://www.gameshot.org/?id=261

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I love Weird Al, hes a funny man and has done great film clips and here is the top 10!

http://www.srobbin.com/2006/09/27/top-10-weird-al-videos/

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Mon 09 Oct - Start of a new week...

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I love making Karina play games, its so much fun watching her crash and burn, but even she should be the next tennis star with this game!

http://www.gameshot.org/?id=259

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One of my dream jobs is to be a pizza guy, just so I can see a hot chick naked! Maybe I have just been watching too many "interesting movies" but after reading this site, I not so keen on being a pizza dude now!

http://www.tipthepizzaguy.com/stories/

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BONUS

Sad news, all the video files have been deleted from myspace where they were stored, so if you travel through the zoos blogspot and some links dont work, that is why, I am trying to work on a solution. In the mean time, have a great weekend!

Fri 06 Oct - I caught a fish

This is the fish I caught last weekend up at Lucinda, if you went on the weekend and want to get pics done of what you caught, contact the Herbert River Expresson Phone (07) 4776 1588 or Email: hre@nqn.newsltd.com.au

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Looking for a good home made do it yourself costume? Well look no further for this halloween! Be the ultimate geek!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/fcb/sets/1267693

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The Black Knight will decimate any boy scouts that come his way! What am I talking about? a stupid pointless game to play! YAY!

http://www.browserarcade.com/games/action/staggy2/

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How the hell did this guy escape with his life when a truck overturned on his car?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yfXymnOXl8

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Wed 04 Oct - Brace yourself!

Ok this is even geeky for me, a bunch of, one can only assume virgins have formed a club to build your own astromech droid from Star Wars, better known as R2D2! Hey, if it attracts hotties like the Princess Leia wanna be there, I'm gonna build one!

http://www.astromech.net/Default.htm

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Yesterday we talked about when magic tricks go wrong, well, here it is again WHEN GOOD MAGIC GOES BAD II - Revenge of the Stupid!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOwve0kVKTg&mode=related&search=

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Tue 03 Oct - When good magic goes BAD!!!

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Love your Simpsons? I am a huge fan and love to play the quote game... Give in to your inner geekness here!

http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/

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I would love to become a magician, except I dont want to turn out like these guys...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7d0wnXOC0U&eurl

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Mon 2 Oct - Stupid internet was down

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Love your beer but not sure what one is your beer of choice according to your personality? Well, simple solution, take this quiz!

http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourbeerpersonalityquiz/

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Why should you invest in a new state of the art video phone? Simple!

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Fri 29 Sept - Weird Al is a legend!

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Care to feel a throbbing thrusting machine between your legs, speeding down the highway, not taking care of any speed signs, just you, your bike and the open road? Oh and collect gold coins on the way and look out for oil patches? Sounds like real life right? Or just play the game here...

http://www.funnyto.com/?Itemid=29&id=80&option=com_content&task=view
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I love this man, he is funny and takes the piss out of lots of artists from Michael Jackson to the new song by him called "You're pitiful", a piss take of James Blunts track "You're Beautiful" and you can down load the song here...

http://www.weirdal.com/home.htm

The actual song is here...

http://www.weirdalforum.com/private/yourepitiful.mp3

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Thurs 28 Sept - New product on the market, slightly painful...

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Got a friend / workmate that you dont really like or you want to prank gift them? There is a new gift thats a little different, but great just in time for Christmas!

http://www.assinthebox.com/sites/assinthebox/
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Grease monkey or just working a lot and always get dirty? Well, try this new product our to get you all totally clean.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLlGcNlseR0

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Wed 27 Sept - I have run out of snazzy titles!

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Test your reaction times and brain functions and stuff like that, its actually kinda interesting!

http://cognitivelabs.com/moatplain.htm

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What happens in girls toilets in night clubs, at last we guys get the inside scoop!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1196366320

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Tue 26 Sept - War on Terror!

Pretty sea horse

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Hang Gliding can be fun, except when you crash into a huge bit of rock, luckily if you do it on computer, you wont have to be rushed to a hospital!

http://www.crushgames.com/games/Canyon-Glider

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Robert DeNiro takes a firm stance on the US war on Terror. You talkin to him? You talkin to him?


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Mon 25 Sept - Hope you had a great weekend!

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On the prowl for a new job but need to beef up your resume? This web site will be able to help with creative job titles.

http://www.bullshitjob.com/titles.html

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The most amazing and gross coin magic trick...

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1209015533
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Fri 22 Sept - Yeeehhaarrrrrrr Avast me hearties!

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Since its talk like a pirate day, we should dedicate most of the inbox to Pirate stuff, and to celebrate, I am off to drink rum today! YAHAARRRRRRRR!!!!

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The Aussie site as a fund raiser for us here in Qld!

http://www.talklikeapirateday.org/

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The Official Talk like a pirate day site

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

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Another good site that includes a translator page

http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/translate/

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And of course ye be needin your pirate name, just like me, Blind Joe Drake

http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php

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Ok, back to reality now, with the worlds worst pole dancer!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1196386108
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Thurs 21 Sept - Tickle me Maz, its a new toy...

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Remember 10 years ago the tickle me elmo was the biggest thing in the world? Well the all new ELMO TMX is about to be released. What exactly is the TMX? Well go here to see the video file and if you dont at least have a giggle, you are mean and cruel.

http://www.playlibrary.com/

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New technology to the internet is the ability to test your lung power to that of a professional athlete. Its interesting and a good prank to play cause its not real...

http://lungtester.com/content.php

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Gotta love beer ads, and here is a clever one for XXXX beer to be sold over seas...

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1209030356
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Wed 20 Sept - Only 1 more sleep till thursday!

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Know your geography! I failed these 10 questions, I suck...

http://www.mentalfloss.com/geographyzone/
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With the Steve Irwin memorial on today, thought we had best do something in honour of the legend, here are some of this embarassing moments!

http://www.maximmag.co.uk/stupidfun/videoclips/4897/celebrities.html

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Tues 19 Sept - Prince Phillip Pharts...

Look at the Queens reaction, me thinks fluffy got left off the chain!

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Mel Gibson finally gets his own game, and what a fun game it is too, avoid the cops and Rabbais and keep on driving!

http://www.gsn.com/games/game_lobby.php?link_id=G402

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Remember those old clips where they had chimps dressed up as humans doing things? Well, lets take a trip down memory lane!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1185407200

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Mon 18 Sept - BONUS ROUND!!!

Ultimate Hangover Cure!

Mon 18 Sept - Ok, this is weird...

You know a web page is going to be weird when it starts off like this... "Do you like to put stuff on your cat? So do we!"

http://www.stuffonmycat.com/

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Beer, gotta love it, and beer commercials should be funny, thus displaying how if you drink their product, you too will be cool and probably score with hot chicks... Reality is a bitch sometimes...

http://www.milbestlight.com/

Make your way past the state of the art security system and go to "TV Spots"

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