Fri 7 July - More stuff, last day of school holidays!

Feed me you will, look stupid do I.

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Would you sponsor a aging American tv star for a once off payment of $2.50 to let a dream come true? Please, help the Hoff achieve #1 on the UK charts...

http://www.gethasselhofftonumber1.com/
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If you are a fan of the TV show lost... DO NOT LOOK HERE!

If you are a fan of spoiling tv shows for dedicated fans of tv shows... LOOK HERE!

http://mapgallery.esri.com/2006/414/85121816138512.jpg
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Quite possibly one of the best arcade games in the world, well in my humble opinion anyway. And since I write this each day, that means it is the best in the world! MUAHAHAHAHAA

http://www.sickjokes.net/index.php?disp=watchvideo&filename=raidenx.swf

Thurs 6 July - Do you like stuff?

Awww its so dam cute I want to die!

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So, ladies, ever felt like ramming your mans head through a solid glass plate door cause we just don't understand for a few days a month... This may cheer you up, along with chocolate, LOTS OF CHOCOLATE...

http://www.badgirl1.com/PMS.htm

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Consider yourself a nature lover? Did you know there are less than 250 Yellow Tailed Woolly Monkeys in the world? Or do you even know what a Dwarf Blue Sheep is like? Well, this is the list of the most endangered animals in the world.

http://www.animalinfo.org/rarest.htm

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Newsflash:

An Australian man has been arrested in Italy for an assault on a local manfollowing the Socceroos losing to Italy in the World Cup.

Witnesses saythe Australian was 20 metres away when the incident happened.

The victim suffered a fractured skull, cardiac arrest, and has developed diabetes and severe pneumonia as a result of the incident.

He is expected to recover in a few minutes.

Wed 5 July - Just a reminder, not everything is totally safe for the kids... *innocent whistle*

Random Pet Photo!

SPIDER DOG!!!!

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So thats how you get out of a speeding ticket...

http://www.kten.com/Global/story.asp?S=5090694

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Feeling unloved, unappreciated and no one to give you any special attention... Well, either call 47523732 to make an appointment ($150 / 30 mins) or visit this web site!

http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html

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One finally for the kids, school holiday entertainment saving the parents from going mental. Only a few more days till they are back at school!

http://www.overthehedgemovie.com/

Mon 4th July - Happy American Independence Day! *note no links are actually about Independence Day!

Random Pet Picture!!!

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One bloke in the states came up with the great idea of "If I get 20,000 to donates $0.25 cents each I can by myself a new computer" But whats in it for the 20,000 people? You get to see him blow up his old computer! BOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eQQTFSbjM0

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Awwwww pretty fireworks! Well, how about make your own sparklers?!

Note - Kids, be careful, I dont even know where you would get this stuff from, but dont be stupid with this mixture!

chemistry.about.com/od/demonstrationsexperiments/ht/sparkler.htm

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If you want to work out your porn name, well just send us an email and it will be sent back to you!

Let the wars begin.... QUEENSLANDER!!!

Fri 30 June - Top Secret Recipes... DO NOT LOOK

Ok Fair enough, its school holidays and kids need something to do as well, here are some "fun" games for them. "Fun" cause really they are learning games... sneaky huh!

http://www.lethsd.ab.ca/mmh/games/top100.htm

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We all love fast food, but have you ever tried to replicate the joys of a big mac at your place only to be left disappointed by your lack of skills as Ronald McDonald? Well, this US site busts the top secret recipes and allows you to make fast food food at home!

http://www.topsecretrecipes.com/home.asp

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I llllooovvee the cartoons The Family Guy and American Dad. What ever happened if the main characters from both shows ever got into a fight? Well, our prayers have been answered in this game!

http://www.americandadvsfamilyguy.com/

Thu 29 June - Up up and away!

Technologically advanced race of geniuses? Or people with far too much time on their hands? And just where exactly is the early warning system for a Godzilla attack?

http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/top-10-strangest-japanese-gadgets-and-accessories
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Weird strange addictive puzzle game kinda like the old rubicks cube, kinda not. Guranteed to keep you entertained for hours, well maybe not hours, mintues, well maybe not minutes at least 23 seconds…

http://www.thatvideogamesite.com/play.php?id=392
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The most awaited superhero movie since Xmen III – The official web site for the man in blue. In production for over 7 years, 4 different directors, at once stage Nic Cage was going to play him and with a total cost of over $250million, ladies and gentlemen, look up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, no wait, don’t look in the sky, you wont see this web site… LOOK AT ME!

http://supermanreturns.warnerbros.com/getflash.html

Wed 28 June - Sex on a stick!

When prostitues srping to mind, thanks to hollywood you think about Julia Roberts in pretty woman... Reality and fantasy are completly different things. She was arrested by american cops for charging people for a special pony ride... Check out more EEWWWWW hoes!

http://www.ci.saint-paul.mn.us/depts/police/prostitution_photos_current.html?20060325

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Love going to the theater and educating yourself raising your own personal level of culture? Well you may want to rush out and book tickets to the new stage play sweeping america at the moment - "Silence of the Lambs - The Musical"

http://www.silencethemusical.com/

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Paris Hilton has released a new special film clip. Sadly its not that sort of film clip... This is the new clip of her efforts as a singer with her new song "The Stars are blind". Hopefully they are also deaf and dumb too with the quality of her singing.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5615212328010933613

Tues 27 June - T-shirts, weird games and kill the internet!

The worlds best T-Shirt!

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*DESTROY THE INTERNET! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

http://www.netdisaster.com

*note this web site doesnt necessarily destroy the internet!
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Weird Japanese game - is there any other kind?

http://www.yarukinoki.net/flash/pendulumeca/

Mon 26 June - 8 Questions Men Are Afraid To Ask Doctors

Have you wondered if its medically safe to go with out pooing for 5 days? Or "Gee, doesnt everyone have blood in their pee?" Or when should I worry about Capt Winkey not standing to attention? Then check out this great web site!

http://www.askmen.com/sports/health_60/76b_mens_health.html

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4 Second Frenzy!!!! No, its not about my techniques in the bedroom, rather a strange little game!

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=17145

Interesting Tech Tools

A big thanks to Desmond Rae from RAE Computer Consultants for sending us in some things if you are looking for new toys to tinker with...

This one is a cross media player

http://www.videolan.org/

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This is an image viewing program that looks pretty decent

http://perso.orange.fr/pierre.g/xnview/enfeatures.html

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And finally how you know you are spending too much time on this dam internet...

http://www.bootdisk.com/art/toomuch.gif

Great T-Shirt site!

Warning: - some content on this site not necessarily good for the little ones...
So looking for a unique present for that someone you love or maybe that someone you cant really stand? Check out the range of t-shits available here!

http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml

Fri 23 June - Who is more mental

Is this guy a mad crazy serial killer or a mad crazy computer programmer? Put on your CSI, NCIS & FBI hat to work it out.

http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/
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Have you ever been kept awake at night wondering just why cats purr? Its these sort of questions that scientists need to dedicate research to, not that silly cure for cancer!

http://www.loc.gov/rr/scitech/mysteries/catspurr.html

Links - Thursday 22 June 2006

Do you have a pussy that looks like a dictator? Then send your pics here!
http://hitlercats.motime.com/
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Hidden Messages in Songs? Is it a conspiracy or real, you decide with a snippet from a classic Queen Song...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/queen.php

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Fan of the awesome 80's tv show MacGyver and the amazing way he defused a nuclear bomb with nothing but a pipe cleaner and some blue tac? Dont remember that one? Well check this out!

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Love useless, pointless info? Of course you do, otherwise you wouldnt listen to the Zoo! Here is some stuff to baffle your mates with.

http://www2.gvsu.edu/~feenstrk/useless.html __________________________________________________________

Ok, so you want to waste your time looking at a bazillion different pics and maybe get fired from work cause you were deglecting your duties, you get home and your partner leaves you cause you got fired and now you cant afford to keep your house? Well, dont say we we didnt warn you!

http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/html/cat-Pictures-genre-Cool-Pictures.html __________________________________________________________

There are just some things that defy explanation... this is one of them!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittycat.php __________________________________________________________

Being sent to the big house? Will you end up as someones bitch or have you been watching too much prison break?

http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-With-Being-in-Prison __________________________________________________________

The Yanks think they know a thing or two about the BBQ, we should teach them a lesson.

http://www.thesmokering.com/ __________________________________________________________

So, Think you are a good driver? Well try driving your car with a keyboard, and if you can do that, I think the RACQ would love to chat with you.

http://go-red.co.uk/game/cargame_v8_red.swf __________________________________________________________

Some weird, strange game... Try and beat level 5!

http://www.droolpool.com/index.php?module=pnFlashGames&func=display&gid=118 __________________________________________________________