Fri 15 Sept - Poor wet pussy...

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MMMMM I love cookies, oh they are sooo dam good, but I lay awake at night wondering where is a great place where I can go to for cookie recipies? I tossed and turned for months untill this revelation...

http://www.cookie-recipes.net/

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At some point, there was a genius who thought why not combine Hard core pirate action with yo yo wassup homie g rapping skills, and not content there, wanted to stream a heavy Christian theme through the whole thing, the end result? The worst bit of tv in the history of tv!

http://www.ooblick.com/weblog/2006/09/09/perhaps-the-ultimate-pirate-video/

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Email Karina and Maz, THE ZOO! zoo@sea1007.com.au

Thurs 14 Sept - Crickey! Tacky game inside!

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Busting to visit the loo but dont know where any are? Well herei s your handy dandy toilet planner! A list of public toilets right around Aust are here!

http://www.toiletmap.gov.au/

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Tackey and Tasteless or just another computer game, see what you think with Terrys revenge on the Stingrays...

http://www.weakgame.com/media_12590_terris_revenge.html

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Click here to view what I like to call the "MERRY GO ROUND OF DEATH" (insert evil laugh here and thunder and lightening)

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1113008003

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Email us anytime at - zoo@sea1007.com.au

Wed 13 Sept - More pointless stuff! YAY!!!

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A nice easy game that allows you to show your true colours, are you an Aussie, Pom or Kiwi Lover?

http://www.nrl.com/trinations/

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I love the the old tv show, the Muppets, I even have series 1 on dvd it rocks that much. Hands up who loves the BORK BORK BORK action from the Swedish Chef?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QCJLCc8DRrk&mode=related&search=

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Remember to Email us here!

zoo@sea1007.com.au

Tues 12 Sept - I like pirates!

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Do you have a friend thats just given birth and you want to get them something different, new and exciting to celebrate the new addition to their family? Well, simply buy them something from here!

http://www.babytoupee.com/

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Good old fashioned therapy for curing ADHD compliments from the boys of South Park

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1048222593

Mon 11 Sept - The day the world was changed forever...

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Ok, so this one is not probably going to make it onto the RSPCA web site, but its dam fun!

http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html

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This guy takes out the award for "The Most Gayest Weatherman 2006" when a roach climbs up his leg. Great big girls blouse...

http://www.linkthe.com/out/34621/

Fri 08 Sept - We are going for a "business lunch" today...

Drunk mate + Duct tape = FUN!

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So guys, ever had that fantasy of your sexy woman posing for some candid photos for your collection but never had the guts to see if she was into it? Well, we here at the Zoo believe in making dreams come true! Visit here and you never know your luck, and if you are lucky, you have to send us in proof! ;)

http://www.stuffmagazine.com/articles/index.aspx?id=1419

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Toilet paper just isn't manly enough is it? I mean its 3 ply now with pictures of flowers or dolphins on it, its just not, well blokey... Untill now...

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1113032269

Thurs 07 Sept - Stupid stupid stupid...

Reasons why drinking and being a passenger are bad...
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One of my favourite times of the year is coming up, time to double click and vote for the most stupid person and or thing in the world in the 2006 WORLD STUPIDITY AWARDS!

http://www.stupidityawards.com/
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Girls, sick of your mans stinky woof woofs smelling so bad your stomache turns and you just want to be ill, while he stands there with a grin on his face, looking oh so smug and cocky? Well, try this for an idea...

http://rpwolfe.tripod.com/id22.html

Wed 06 Sept - I just wanna cry

I write this with tears in my eyes, such a sad sad site. WreckedExotics.com has pictures THAT involve some of the most expensive cars ever produced including Lamborghini, Ferrari, Mclaren F1 and Bugatti.

http://www.wreckedexotics.com/

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Heard of those high pitch ring tones that only kids can hear and parents and teachers cant? Well, here you can give it a test run, make sure your speakers are on and you will hear a high pitch buzz, if you cant, just look at what your dogs are doing!

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Cute little babies singing their homage to Grease!

http://rpwolfe.tripod.com/id21.html

Tue 05 Sept - Crickey!

A great Australia passes away, for all the info you will ever need on Steve "Crickey" Irwin, head here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Irwin

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Know your American geography! At least we only have 7 states and terrotories, they have stupid 52!

http://www.games1.org/games/place_states.swf

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A bloke whos a little too truthful about what he uses his brand new computer for, but lets face it, its what we all use computers for.

http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/325-honest-shopper.htm

Mon 04 Sept - Bash the snot out of someone...

Accidental Porn!!! In the latest Ikea catalogue out, it seems as tho the dog has a huge WANG! Take a look for yourself and then read the story, ahhhh accidental porn is so good...

http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-tales/catalogue-cockups-just-a-leg-pull/2006/08/30/1156816940678.html

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So society deems it unacceptable to bash the snot out of someone, well, at least you can have the rush of cracking someone over the head with a baseball bat courtesy of the internet!

http://www.abunawaf.com/mix/store2/mulakama.swf

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The other day at a George Bush press conference, a reporters microphone was left open as he gave his speech. No problem right? Wrong, she went to the toilet and you heard her entire conversation over the presidents speech!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp7QhEeQF_o

Fri 01 Sept - Crime fighters unite!

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Crazy little game that reminds me of the old classic on Atari Asteroids, so simple, easy to play and then you crack the irrits with it and move on, ahhh gaming is fun.

http://www.filebomb.com/games/files/fracture.swf

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M&M's have just released a new flavour, dark chocolate in America. And to celebrate the release, they are offering a reward for the stolen painting of "The Scream", worth millions of dollars. Whats the reward? Cash? NOOOOO, they are offering 2,000,000 dark chocolate m&ms!

http://us.mms.com/us/news/promotions/dark/

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More Stuff from the TV show Americans got Talent, this is the most amazing 11yo girl you will ever see, move over Mariah, look out Whitney, this chick has a future.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1100632065

Thurs 31 Aug - Ummm more stuff

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Ever had that wish for throwing a bottle in the water with a message on it? Well with the new pollution rules, you can't throw your crap in the water, until now!

http://www.oceangram.com/

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Test out your skills with this cool mouse game!

http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/6489/a-maze-ing_new_cursor3.swf

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A very talented dog who can beat children at their own game, all he needs now is thumbs and look out if he ever gets hold of a water pistol.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1109568994

Wed 30 Aug - Sometimes you just gotta go...

So you have spied a way cool video on the net and you cant download it cause its a stupid streaming video but you really really want it? Go to this page and there is a solution to your problem!

http://keepvid.com/

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Cool little addictive game called Jezzball, so dam addictive, I am going back to playing it now. Bye.

http://www.jezzball.net/way/cool/bl/play.html

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HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA This guy is destined to be goalie for Australia!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&n=2&videoid=1050139202

Tues 29 Aug - Doggy Style...

Feel like exercising your dog but you are too dam lazy to actually take it for a walk? Or heaven forbid you even just throw around a tennis ball seems like just far far too effort, well look no further!

http://www.realtechnews.com/posts/2545

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One ring to bind them, one ring to find them, one ring to kind them and in the darkness blind them, or something like that... WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE*, Lord of the Rings style!

http://www.freewebarcade.com/game/lord-of-the-rings-millionaire/

*Note you cant actually win the cashola.

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More Beer drinking games, this one is called Sink the Titanic!

http://www.maximonline.com/contests/beerfest/

Mon 28 Aug - Monday? Only 4 more sleeps till friday...

Super close photos of ickky bugs! They look super freaky up close! But sooooo cool!

http://www.funmansion.com/html/Super-Close-Up-Insects.html

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Ok this stupid game is totally frustrating, I have no idea how many levels there are in it, but its dam stupidly addictive!

http://www.gameshot.org/?id=108

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New Movie coming out soon called Beer Fest, made by the guys who did Super Troopers. To celebrate, they are running competitions as to the best drinking game, with some new and interesting games to play on friday night!

http://www.maximonline.com/contests/beerfest/

Fri 25 Aug - Looking for a special man and the amazing GONZO!!!

So, there you are, almost 30 and still the proud owner of your V-plates, what to do, what to do? I know, loose your v-plates by organising through a magazine a competition to look for Mr Right and then read all about it on the net. Sounds like a tops idea!

http://www.janemag.com/
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If you are a fan of Grand Theft Auto, you will love this new commercial for Coke. Took ages to do, but looks sensational. Enjoy!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3913745262811179417

Thurs 24 Aug - I want this pool....

Looking at doing something special with your name? Well, why not work out a slogan for your name by going here... You can actually then print the slogan on a t-shirt then. What do you think of this one.. "The Zoo Makes Everything Better"

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
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Welcome to Rock and Roll sex scandles! I bet you didnt know this...

"Queen, the British band fronted by bisexual Freddie Mercury, perhaps the most libidinous man in the history of recorded sound. Launch party for 1978 album Jazz displayed Mercury’s trademark subtle approach: naked hermaphrodite dwarves serving cocaine from trays strapped to their heads, transsexual strippers, naked dancers in bamboo cages and nude models wrestling in baths filled with raw liver."

http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.aspx?ID=1586
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Everyone loves the Simpsons, well what if you are me and always wanted the beginning of Simpsons credits to have a major Star Wars redo-over. Well look no further, welcome to the new cartoon sweeping the world, THE SKYWALKERS!

http://www.minijuegos.com/juegos/jugar.php?id=4251

Wed 23 Aug - Healthy stuff and bad lip syncing

Ok, time to help cook in the kitchen! Handy dandy little hints and tips and of course recipies involving Kraft products. Interesting section on BBQ'ing (or grilling as the americans call it). While here, make sure you look up the healthy treat known as "Bacon Snack Bars" mmmm you can actually feel your arteries hardening even just looking at the name.

http://www.kraftfoods.com/kf/CookingSchool/

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I love a good fast food, and granted this is dealing with the american versions of the fast food joints... but man, they are soooo bad for you its soooo good!

http://www.yum.com/nutrition/menu.asp?brandID_Abbr=1_PH

http://www.yum.com/nutrition/menu.asp?brandID_Abbr=2_KFC

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More stuff from the american show, Americans got talent, the other day we saw the quick change people, now this guy is just like watching a badly dubbed movie on SBS, minue the boobies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy0mz0t879Q&mode=related&search

Tues 22 Aug - Personalised phone call from a big time hollywood star!

Airport Checkins have gotten a little more strict in the past few weeks with the banning of hand held items...

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Cool little game, kinda based on Pacman, kinda like Quix, I like to call it Pacix or Quiman...

http://www.minijuegos.com/juegos/jugar.php?id=4558

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Find out how everything works, from remote controls to air conditioners, from nuclear power to picking locks, from how the Death Stars to Kryptonite. Based in reality but also some fantasy stuff too.

http://howstuffworks.com

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Get a personalised phone message from the great man himself, Sam L Jackson promoting his new mofo'ing movie, Snakes on a Plane! Pointless, but funny at the same time.

http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/

Mon 21 Aug - The most amazing thing you will ever, ever see!

Late Breaking News

The Human clock they call it, quite interesting really, you get photos from all around the world of people showing what the time is, and it gets updated in real time with your computer clock. Not 100% exciting, but interesting none the less.

http://www.humanclock.com
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Getting home when drunk is always much more interesting, the stumbles, the staggers, the I need to find somewhere to bust a slash. Well, why go through the pain of drinking far too much and doing it yourself when you can play this exciting new game.

http://www.mis-group.com/funny/drunk/help_the_drunk_get_home.php
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Now time for the most amazing thing you will ever see, on a american talent show an illusionist couple perfects the art of the quick change... enough of me explaining it, just watch it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB-wUgnyGv0