Tue 03 Oct - When good magic goes BAD!!!

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Love your Simpsons? I am a huge fan and love to play the quote game... Give in to your inner geekness here!

http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/

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I would love to become a magician, except I dont want to turn out like these guys...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7d0wnXOC0U&eurl

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Email Karina and Maz, THE ZOO! zoo@sea1007.com.au

Mon 2 Oct - Stupid internet was down

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Love your beer but not sure what one is your beer of choice according to your personality? Well, simple solution, take this quiz!

http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourbeerpersonalityquiz/

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Why should you invest in a new state of the art video phone? Simple!

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Email Karina and Maz, THE ZOO! zoo@sea1007.com.au

Fri 29 Sept - Weird Al is a legend!

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Care to feel a throbbing thrusting machine between your legs, speeding down the highway, not taking care of any speed signs, just you, your bike and the open road? Oh and collect gold coins on the way and look out for oil patches? Sounds like real life right? Or just play the game here...

http://www.funnyto.com/?Itemid=29&id=80&option=com_content&task=view
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I love this man, he is funny and takes the piss out of lots of artists from Michael Jackson to the new song by him called "You're pitiful", a piss take of James Blunts track "You're Beautiful" and you can down load the song here...

http://www.weirdal.com/home.htm

The actual song is here...

http://www.weirdalforum.com/private/yourepitiful.mp3

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Email Karina and Maz, THE ZOO! zoo@sea1007.com.au

Thurs 28 Sept - New product on the market, slightly painful...

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Got a friend / workmate that you dont really like or you want to prank gift them? There is a new gift thats a little different, but great just in time for Christmas!

http://www.assinthebox.com/sites/assinthebox/
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Grease monkey or just working a lot and always get dirty? Well, try this new product our to get you all totally clean.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLlGcNlseR0

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Email Karina and Maz, THE ZOO! zoo@sea1007.com.au

Wed 27 Sept - I have run out of snazzy titles!

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Test your reaction times and brain functions and stuff like that, its actually kinda interesting!

http://cognitivelabs.com/moatplain.htm

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What happens in girls toilets in night clubs, at last we guys get the inside scoop!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1196366320

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Email Karina and Maz, THE ZOO! zoo@sea1007.com.au

Tue 26 Sept - War on Terror!

Pretty sea horse

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Hang Gliding can be fun, except when you crash into a huge bit of rock, luckily if you do it on computer, you wont have to be rushed to a hospital!

http://www.crushgames.com/games/Canyon-Glider

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Robert DeNiro takes a firm stance on the US war on Terror. You talkin to him? You talkin to him?


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Email Karina and Maz, THE ZOO! zoo@sea1007.com.au

Mon 25 Sept - Hope you had a great weekend!

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On the prowl for a new job but need to beef up your resume? This web site will be able to help with creative job titles.

http://www.bullshitjob.com/titles.html

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The most amazing and gross coin magic trick...

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1209015533
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Email Karina and Maz, THE ZOO! zoo@sea1007.com.au

Fri 22 Sept - Yeeehhaarrrrrrr Avast me hearties!

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Since its talk like a pirate day, we should dedicate most of the inbox to Pirate stuff, and to celebrate, I am off to drink rum today! YAHAARRRRRRRR!!!!

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The Aussie site as a fund raiser for us here in Qld!

http://www.talklikeapirateday.org/

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The Official Talk like a pirate day site

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

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Another good site that includes a translator page

http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/translate/

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And of course ye be needin your pirate name, just like me, Blind Joe Drake

http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php

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Ok, back to reality now, with the worlds worst pole dancer!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1196386108
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Email Karina and Maz, THE ZOO! zoo@sea1007.com.au

Thurs 21 Sept - Tickle me Maz, its a new toy...

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Remember 10 years ago the tickle me elmo was the biggest thing in the world? Well the all new ELMO TMX is about to be released. What exactly is the TMX? Well go here to see the video file and if you dont at least have a giggle, you are mean and cruel.

http://www.playlibrary.com/

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New technology to the internet is the ability to test your lung power to that of a professional athlete. Its interesting and a good prank to play cause its not real...

http://lungtester.com/content.php

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Gotta love beer ads, and here is a clever one for XXXX beer to be sold over seas...

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1209030356
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Email Karina and Maz, THE ZOO! zoo@sea1007.com.au

Wed 20 Sept - Only 1 more sleep till thursday!

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Know your geography! I failed these 10 questions, I suck...

http://www.mentalfloss.com/geographyzone/
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With the Steve Irwin memorial on today, thought we had best do something in honour of the legend, here are some of this embarassing moments!

http://www.maximmag.co.uk/stupidfun/videoclips/4897/celebrities.html

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Email Karina and Maz, THE ZOO! zoo@sea1007.com.au

Tues 19 Sept - Prince Phillip Pharts...

Look at the Queens reaction, me thinks fluffy got left off the chain!

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Mel Gibson finally gets his own game, and what a fun game it is too, avoid the cops and Rabbais and keep on driving!

http://www.gsn.com/games/game_lobby.php?link_id=G402

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Remember those old clips where they had chimps dressed up as humans doing things? Well, lets take a trip down memory lane!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1185407200

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Email Karina and Maz, THE ZOO! zoo@sea1007.com.au

Mon 18 Sept - BONUS ROUND!!!

Ultimate Hangover Cure!

Mon 18 Sept - Ok, this is weird...

You know a web page is going to be weird when it starts off like this... "Do you like to put stuff on your cat? So do we!"

http://www.stuffonmycat.com/

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Beer, gotta love it, and beer commercials should be funny, thus displaying how if you drink their product, you too will be cool and probably score with hot chicks... Reality is a bitch sometimes...

http://www.milbestlight.com/

Make your way past the state of the art security system and go to "TV Spots"

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Email Karina and Maz, THE ZOO! zoo@sea1007.com.au

Fri 15 Sept - Poor wet pussy...

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MMMMM I love cookies, oh they are sooo dam good, but I lay awake at night wondering where is a great place where I can go to for cookie recipies? I tossed and turned for months untill this revelation...

http://www.cookie-recipes.net/

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At some point, there was a genius who thought why not combine Hard core pirate action with yo yo wassup homie g rapping skills, and not content there, wanted to stream a heavy Christian theme through the whole thing, the end result? The worst bit of tv in the history of tv!

http://www.ooblick.com/weblog/2006/09/09/perhaps-the-ultimate-pirate-video/

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Email Karina and Maz, THE ZOO! zoo@sea1007.com.au

Thurs 14 Sept - Crickey! Tacky game inside!

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Busting to visit the loo but dont know where any are? Well herei s your handy dandy toilet planner! A list of public toilets right around Aust are here!

http://www.toiletmap.gov.au/

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Tackey and Tasteless or just another computer game, see what you think with Terrys revenge on the Stingrays...

http://www.weakgame.com/media_12590_terris_revenge.html

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Click here to view what I like to call the "MERRY GO ROUND OF DEATH" (insert evil laugh here and thunder and lightening)

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1113008003

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Email us anytime at - zoo@sea1007.com.au

Wed 13 Sept - More pointless stuff! YAY!!!

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A nice easy game that allows you to show your true colours, are you an Aussie, Pom or Kiwi Lover?

http://www.nrl.com/trinations/

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I love the the old tv show, the Muppets, I even have series 1 on dvd it rocks that much. Hands up who loves the BORK BORK BORK action from the Swedish Chef?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QCJLCc8DRrk&mode=related&search=

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Remember to Email us here!

zoo@sea1007.com.au

Tues 12 Sept - I like pirates!

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Do you have a friend thats just given birth and you want to get them something different, new and exciting to celebrate the new addition to their family? Well, simply buy them something from here!

http://www.babytoupee.com/

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Good old fashioned therapy for curing ADHD compliments from the boys of South Park

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1048222593

Mon 11 Sept - The day the world was changed forever...

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Ok, so this one is not probably going to make it onto the RSPCA web site, but its dam fun!

http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html

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This guy takes out the award for "The Most Gayest Weatherman 2006" when a roach climbs up his leg. Great big girls blouse...

http://www.linkthe.com/out/34621/

Fri 08 Sept - We are going for a "business lunch" today...

Drunk mate + Duct tape = FUN!

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So guys, ever had that fantasy of your sexy woman posing for some candid photos for your collection but never had the guts to see if she was into it? Well, we here at the Zoo believe in making dreams come true! Visit here and you never know your luck, and if you are lucky, you have to send us in proof! ;)

http://www.stuffmagazine.com/articles/index.aspx?id=1419

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Toilet paper just isn't manly enough is it? I mean its 3 ply now with pictures of flowers or dolphins on it, its just not, well blokey... Untill now...

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1113032269

Thurs 07 Sept - Stupid stupid stupid...

Reasons why drinking and being a passenger are bad...
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One of my favourite times of the year is coming up, time to double click and vote for the most stupid person and or thing in the world in the 2006 WORLD STUPIDITY AWARDS!

http://www.stupidityawards.com/
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Girls, sick of your mans stinky woof woofs smelling so bad your stomache turns and you just want to be ill, while he stands there with a grin on his face, looking oh so smug and cocky? Well, try this for an idea...

http://rpwolfe.tripod.com/id22.html

Wed 06 Sept - I just wanna cry

I write this with tears in my eyes, such a sad sad site. WreckedExotics.com has pictures THAT involve some of the most expensive cars ever produced including Lamborghini, Ferrari, Mclaren F1 and Bugatti.

http://www.wreckedexotics.com/

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Heard of those high pitch ring tones that only kids can hear and parents and teachers cant? Well, here you can give it a test run, make sure your speakers are on and you will hear a high pitch buzz, if you cant, just look at what your dogs are doing!

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Cute little babies singing their homage to Grease!

http://rpwolfe.tripod.com/id21.html

Tue 05 Sept - Crickey!

A great Australia passes away, for all the info you will ever need on Steve "Crickey" Irwin, head here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Irwin

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Know your American geography! At least we only have 7 states and terrotories, they have stupid 52!

http://www.games1.org/games/place_states.swf

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A bloke whos a little too truthful about what he uses his brand new computer for, but lets face it, its what we all use computers for.

http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/325-honest-shopper.htm

Mon 04 Sept - Bash the snot out of someone...

Accidental Porn!!! In the latest Ikea catalogue out, it seems as tho the dog has a huge WANG! Take a look for yourself and then read the story, ahhhh accidental porn is so good...

http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-tales/catalogue-cockups-just-a-leg-pull/2006/08/30/1156816940678.html

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So society deems it unacceptable to bash the snot out of someone, well, at least you can have the rush of cracking someone over the head with a baseball bat courtesy of the internet!

http://www.abunawaf.com/mix/store2/mulakama.swf

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The other day at a George Bush press conference, a reporters microphone was left open as he gave his speech. No problem right? Wrong, she went to the toilet and you heard her entire conversation over the presidents speech!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp7QhEeQF_o

Fri 01 Sept - Crime fighters unite!

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Crazy little game that reminds me of the old classic on Atari Asteroids, so simple, easy to play and then you crack the irrits with it and move on, ahhh gaming is fun.

http://www.filebomb.com/games/files/fracture.swf

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M&M's have just released a new flavour, dark chocolate in America. And to celebrate the release, they are offering a reward for the stolen painting of "The Scream", worth millions of dollars. Whats the reward? Cash? NOOOOO, they are offering 2,000,000 dark chocolate m&ms!

http://us.mms.com/us/news/promotions/dark/

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More Stuff from the TV show Americans got Talent, this is the most amazing 11yo girl you will ever see, move over Mariah, look out Whitney, this chick has a future.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1100632065

Thurs 31 Aug - Ummm more stuff

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Ever had that wish for throwing a bottle in the water with a message on it? Well with the new pollution rules, you can't throw your crap in the water, until now!

http://www.oceangram.com/

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Test out your skills with this cool mouse game!

http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/6489/a-maze-ing_new_cursor3.swf

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A very talented dog who can beat children at their own game, all he needs now is thumbs and look out if he ever gets hold of a water pistol.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1109568994

Wed 30 Aug - Sometimes you just gotta go...

So you have spied a way cool video on the net and you cant download it cause its a stupid streaming video but you really really want it? Go to this page and there is a solution to your problem!

http://keepvid.com/

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Cool little addictive game called Jezzball, so dam addictive, I am going back to playing it now. Bye.

http://www.jezzball.net/way/cool/bl/play.html

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HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA This guy is destined to be goalie for Australia!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&n=2&videoid=1050139202

Tues 29 Aug - Doggy Style...

Feel like exercising your dog but you are too dam lazy to actually take it for a walk? Or heaven forbid you even just throw around a tennis ball seems like just far far too effort, well look no further!

http://www.realtechnews.com/posts/2545

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One ring to bind them, one ring to find them, one ring to kind them and in the darkness blind them, or something like that... WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE*, Lord of the Rings style!

http://www.freewebarcade.com/game/lord-of-the-rings-millionaire/

*Note you cant actually win the cashola.

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More Beer drinking games, this one is called Sink the Titanic!

http://www.maximonline.com/contests/beerfest/

Mon 28 Aug - Monday? Only 4 more sleeps till friday...

Super close photos of ickky bugs! They look super freaky up close! But sooooo cool!

http://www.funmansion.com/html/Super-Close-Up-Insects.html

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Ok this stupid game is totally frustrating, I have no idea how many levels there are in it, but its dam stupidly addictive!

http://www.gameshot.org/?id=108

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New Movie coming out soon called Beer Fest, made by the guys who did Super Troopers. To celebrate, they are running competitions as to the best drinking game, with some new and interesting games to play on friday night!

http://www.maximonline.com/contests/beerfest/

Fri 25 Aug - Looking for a special man and the amazing GONZO!!!

So, there you are, almost 30 and still the proud owner of your V-plates, what to do, what to do? I know, loose your v-plates by organising through a magazine a competition to look for Mr Right and then read all about it on the net. Sounds like a tops idea!

http://www.janemag.com/
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If you are a fan of Grand Theft Auto, you will love this new commercial for Coke. Took ages to do, but looks sensational. Enjoy!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3913745262811179417

Thurs 24 Aug - I want this pool....

Looking at doing something special with your name? Well, why not work out a slogan for your name by going here... You can actually then print the slogan on a t-shirt then. What do you think of this one.. "The Zoo Makes Everything Better"

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
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Welcome to Rock and Roll sex scandles! I bet you didnt know this...

"Queen, the British band fronted by bisexual Freddie Mercury, perhaps the most libidinous man in the history of recorded sound. Launch party for 1978 album Jazz displayed Mercury’s trademark subtle approach: naked hermaphrodite dwarves serving cocaine from trays strapped to their heads, transsexual strippers, naked dancers in bamboo cages and nude models wrestling in baths filled with raw liver."

http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.aspx?ID=1586
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Everyone loves the Simpsons, well what if you are me and always wanted the beginning of Simpsons credits to have a major Star Wars redo-over. Well look no further, welcome to the new cartoon sweeping the world, THE SKYWALKERS!

http://www.minijuegos.com/juegos/jugar.php?id=4251

Wed 23 Aug - Healthy stuff and bad lip syncing

Ok, time to help cook in the kitchen! Handy dandy little hints and tips and of course recipies involving Kraft products. Interesting section on BBQ'ing (or grilling as the americans call it). While here, make sure you look up the healthy treat known as "Bacon Snack Bars" mmmm you can actually feel your arteries hardening even just looking at the name.

http://www.kraftfoods.com/kf/CookingSchool/

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I love a good fast food, and granted this is dealing with the american versions of the fast food joints... but man, they are soooo bad for you its soooo good!

http://www.yum.com/nutrition/menu.asp?brandID_Abbr=1_PH

http://www.yum.com/nutrition/menu.asp?brandID_Abbr=2_KFC

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More stuff from the american show, Americans got talent, the other day we saw the quick change people, now this guy is just like watching a badly dubbed movie on SBS, minue the boobies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy0mz0t879Q&mode=related&search

Tues 22 Aug - Personalised phone call from a big time hollywood star!

Airport Checkins have gotten a little more strict in the past few weeks with the banning of hand held items...

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Cool little game, kinda based on Pacman, kinda like Quix, I like to call it Pacix or Quiman...

http://www.minijuegos.com/juegos/jugar.php?id=4558

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Find out how everything works, from remote controls to air conditioners, from nuclear power to picking locks, from how the Death Stars to Kryptonite. Based in reality but also some fantasy stuff too.

http://howstuffworks.com

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Get a personalised phone message from the great man himself, Sam L Jackson promoting his new mofo'ing movie, Snakes on a Plane! Pointless, but funny at the same time.

http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/

Mon 21 Aug - The most amazing thing you will ever, ever see!

Late Breaking News

The Human clock they call it, quite interesting really, you get photos from all around the world of people showing what the time is, and it gets updated in real time with your computer clock. Not 100% exciting, but interesting none the less.

http://www.humanclock.com
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Getting home when drunk is always much more interesting, the stumbles, the staggers, the I need to find somewhere to bust a slash. Well, why go through the pain of drinking far too much and doing it yourself when you can play this exciting new game.

http://www.mis-group.com/funny/drunk/help_the_drunk_get_home.php
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Now time for the most amazing thing you will ever see, on a american talent show an illusionist couple perfects the art of the quick change... enough of me explaining it, just watch it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB-wUgnyGv0

Fri 18 Aug - Exercise? No thank you!

ROCK ON DUDE! WWHHOOOOOO HEAVY METAL AND HEADBANGING STUFF!!! Ok, in english, the top 50 heavy metal albums of all time have been listed by some web site. I highly doubt that it is a credible site, but still, there are some great albums in there. Looks closely and you may find a Kylie Minogue covers Megadeth...

http://themagisite.com/magi%2050%20greatest%20-%20page%201.htm
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Is there nothing they cant convert to a computer? Air hockey the other day, today, the graceful art of ping pong! And nnoooo, this isnt a special trick some woman may perform for you while you holiday in Bangcock, keep the ball on the paddle for at least 20 times, its tough.

http://www.tokenarcade.com/play-259-Keep_Ups.html
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I hate exercise, probably one reason why I am clinically listed as being morbidly obese. But some guys have found a new and interesting way to spend some time on tredmills, 4 guys, toooo much time on their hands results in one cool dance.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1031423026

Thurs 17 Aug - Travel through time!

Travel through time with old school adds from the 50s! Back when women were in the kitchen and thats where they belonged!*

*ONLY KIDDING!

http://knuttz.net/hosted_pages/50s-Ads-20060806?1

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What ever did people do before TV, DVD, VHS? They listened to ye olden days radio! Well this is a site where lots of olden shows have been uploaded so you can travel through out the ages and experience what it was like when everyone would crowd around the radio to listen to their shows.

http://www.otr.net/

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What would you do if you were a guy and a hot girl came up to ask for help with her bikini? sniff her panties of course!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1048227131

Wed 16 Aug - Move over Hoffy, here comes CHUCK!!!

The Hoff was yesterdays news - here comes Walker, Texas Ranger. Chuck Norris is big baby, so big, you can get your own Chuck T-shirt done up, and remember "There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist."

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

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Scars, EEEWWWWWWWWWWW Gross! I sliced my finger the other day opening a can of dog food, but thats nothing compared to... SCARS!!!!

http://www.maximonline.com/slideshows/index.aspx?imgCollectId=51
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Animals are funny when they are drunk. I am not talking the rellies at chrissie time, I mean elephants and monkeys and my Uncle Pete, man, that last one really gets messy...

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1048203720

Tues 15 Aug - Bible Lego

In the beginning there was Duplo, and Duplo is good. On the second day, God did create Lego and Lego is tops. On the third day, God did create Technics and that was cool and my parents would never buy me any. The bible crossed with Lego action, is this the best thing EVER!

http://www.thebricktestament.com/

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I love my air hockey, great game but it sorta looses a little in the translation when played on the computer... unless your opponant is a GIANT JAPANESE CHICKEN!

http://www.donpixel.com/play/en/060814011109/

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Ok there is no way in hell I would ever EVER let some mate do this to me... Mind you, reverse the shoes, I would gladly grab the club and give it a whirl...

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1031418706

Mon 14 Aug - Thats one sexy cow!!!

Well ladies and gentlemen, this is the most sexiest cow on the internet at the moment, followed closely by Pamela Anderson. This site allows you to rate the hottest bulls and sexy cows and also allows you to submit your own cow pics for the rest of the world to view - and thats no bull. Sorry.

http://www.ratemycow.co.uk/
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Heading off overseas and want to find out which country has the cheapest stuff on duty free? Well did you know that you can get 1ltr of Absolut Vodka from Turks & Caicos Isl. Airport for only US$10??? Where the hell is Turks & Caicos Island airport anyway.

http://www.thedutyfreepriceguide.com/
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Test your reaction times in a game of pure skill - maybe you can beat the Poo, seems everyone else is now days...

http://www.funny-games.biz/optustennischallenge.html

Fri 11 Aug - Costumes and that time of the month...

Want to look like this?
Looking for a fancy dress costume idea for the big party coming up? Well somepeople have tooooo much time on their hands. Bender from Futurama is now a costume you can make at home!

http://kimncris.com/costumes/detailsbender.php

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Don't you hate it when you get a cool docket from Woolies and half a great deal has been ripped off and you really wanted that amazing Personalised Clock for the amazing price of $49.95? Well, get the whole voucher by visiting their web site!!!

http://www.hotdockets.com.au/

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Each and every month, we guys have to tip toe around our partners, co workers, mums, sisters, anyone else with girly bits with tippy toes cause of "the cycle". We never know what women go through, the pain, the emotional roller coaster, the cravings of chocolate... untill now...

Note, you will need Flash 9 to check out this site. Which you can install from here.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1031413458&Mytoken=F0DB07D6-B759-7F2C-0413155EB18E68EB15515

Thurs 10 Aug - mmmmm jelly beans and stuff

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If you have never tried jelly belly jelly beans before, are you mentally sick in the head? They taste amazing, especially the water melon flavour! Here is the official site for them with a few cool games for the family, including... THE MEAN MACHINE!!!

http://www.jellybelly-uk.com/pages/fun_stuff/index.shtml

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Skirmish... Paintball... How ever you say it, its FUN!!! Here is the safe office version incase your office, like mine, frowns upon you bringing in a high powered gas fueled painball machine gun to work and shooting people as they walk by my office, here is the safe alternative.

http://www.ezprezzo.com/games/paintball.html

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The most amazing video you will ever see, a woman who can shoot a bow and arrow with her feet. To view this tho, you will need Flash 9, if you dont have it, you can get it off the site!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1029033995&Mytoken=F0DB07D6-B759-7F2C-0413155EB18E68EB15515

Wed 9 Aug - Talking pussies and shadow tricks...

Ok, sure its pointless but who out there has ever really wanted to know how to make realllllyyyy cool shadow puppet thingies? Well, seek no further my friend, before long you will be doing the bulldog, the snapping croc or the the Datsun 120y*!!!

http://haha.nu/creative/how-to-make-shadows-on-the-wall/

* - The Datsun 120y may or may not actually be a shadow you can actually perform.

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IS THIS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL??? Do the puzzle and no matter what your answer, the computer is able to read your mind! DEVIL COMPUTER!!!

http://milaadesign.com/wizardy.html

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As promised, talking pussies! theeheheheheee that sounds rude...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6dkaBywj20&NR

Tues 8 August - Porn is funny

HAHAHAHAAA Fuzzy Box, get it? Thats rude.... But its not ment to be, which means, unintentional porn! When it starts off so innocent but ends up so dirty... Feel the Fuzz? hahahahahaaaa

http://www.maximonline.com/slideshows/index.aspx?slideId=938&imgCollectId=59

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Ever been stuck at a mates place with a Corona and no bottle opener? DAM YOU NO TWIST TOP!!! Well, now your humble A4 bit of paper can come to your rescue...

http://www.lockergnome.com/diy/how-to-open-a-beer-bottle-with-a-piece-of-paper/

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There was also a video about a guy who drank 6 beers in 10 seconds... now thats an effort! If you want that vid, shoot us an email

zoo@sea1007.com.au

Mon Aug 7 - The Zoo Strikes Back...

Hands up every guy who grew up in the 80's who saw Return of the Jedi and have secretly had a crush on Princess Leia dressed up as Jabbas slave? Well rejoyce, its not just Rachel from friends that will dress up, there are lots of other women out there... oohhh yeah...

http://www.leiasmetalbikini.com/

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Ok, so you are a progressive parent who wants to introduce your infant child to the classic rock stylings of such bands as Tool, Led Zepp, Nirvana or even Metallica but you think the strong riffs may warp their early childhood growth? Well look no further! Lullaby versions of your favourite rock groups for your kiddies!

http://www.babyrockrecords.com/web/page.asp?pgs=products

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Ahhhh good old memories of Lego, the worlds best toy, lets your mind wander and create some amazing stuff. It also means somewhere out there, there is someone with far too much time on their hands with this, a Lego recreation of Venice...

http://freshpics.blogspot.com/2006/04/amazing-lego-art-in-legoland.html

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