Fri 27 Oct - Here comes Christmas!

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Guess how many days till Christmas? Well, with this web site, it gives you a second by second countdown! WWOOOOO CHRISTMAS!

http://home.valornet.com/sabruf2/countchr.html

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Think you would make a good sniper? A good shot and a level aim? Well give this game a whirl!

http://funnyto.com/shooter-games/3d-shooter.html

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Magic, how the hell do they do it? Especially this guy who does amazing things to and with pigeons! And its not even rude!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrAybynaQfo

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Thu 26 Oct - Don't forget to do your tax!

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I love this game, Spear Britney! Literally, you have to throw a spear at her, bonus points for hitting her in the boobs!

http://funnyto.com/action-games/spear-britney.html

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Terrorism strikes domestic flights in Australia!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZVYr1DMltk

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Wed 25 Oct - A Magic pussy!

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Love playing along with Deal or No Deal? Well, what if you c0uld play it at home, on your computer but with food related themes, its the all new MEAL OR NO MEAL!

http://www.addictinggames.com/mealornomeal.html

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The most amazing magical pussy you will ever see, well maybe not ever, but it sure rates up there!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkCBTzYCcj4

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Tue 24 Oct - Time to play up this weekend!

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I am the worlds worst knotter, I cant tie them for crap, so this site is fantastic, failing this site, I then will have to become a scout.

www.animatedknots.com

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USA make amazing beer ads, this one is no exception, about why men invented the show sale.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh886DTiHRk

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Mon 23rd Oct - You dont want to be on this tv show...

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The Prez of the biggest country in the world, and he says stuff like this...

http://www.doodie.com/george_bush_political_cartoon_animation.php

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Japanese TV shows rock, they always get their contestents to do the weirdest stuff and for what reason? I dont know, I dont speak Japanese, but its ssuurreee funny!

http://www.glumbert.com/media/tonguetwister

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Fri 20 Oct - Its whats on the menu!

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Interested in how much a nuclear sasfety inspector would actually earn in real life, just like Homer J? Well, here is the site that shows what tv jobs would pay in real life! Go to the featured articles and check out tv jobs, top paying dads, and a lot of other stuff!

http://aolsvc.salary.aol.com/

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Get ready for your ears to BLEED from your inner ear as Jordan and Peter Andre KILL a song. Sit back, enjoy "A Whole New World"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D08mnym9hqc
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Thurs 19 Oct - MORE VOMIT!!!

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We all love bacon, and I am a fan of caramel, but bacon caramel? MMMMMMMM

http://visualrecipes.com/recipe-details/recipe_id/336/Bacon-Caramel/

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The Boys from Jackass do it again... Just how bad can a fart smell?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oaw4wJhnSc

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Wed 18 Oct - Sit down properly!

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This site has something for the person who has everything, including an EVIL GENIUS CHAIR! I so want to be a Bond Villian with this chair...

http://thegreenhead.com/

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PSYCHO PUSSY! PSYCHO PUSSY! PSYCHO PUSSY! PSYCHO PUSSY! PSYCHO PUSSY! PSYCHO PUSSY! PSYCHO PUSSY! PSYCHO PUSSY! PSYCHO PUSSY! PSYCHO PUSSY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRsw72FJ7Kk&NR

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Tues 17 Oct - GEEK AND SPEW ALERT!!!

Ok this even is too geeky for me, remember the transformers? Well some dude has made up a fully transformable costume for a fancy dress party!

http://www.marksprojects.com/costumestrans.htm

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Babies? Aren't they just the cutest little things? Especially when they vomit all over you... aaawwwwww

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9ZWRSntu0Q

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Mon 16 Oct - 2 months till my birthday!!!!

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Ok this rates as the worst fancy dress outfit of all time for kids... They would get the shit taken out of them...

http://www.anytimecostumes.com/costumes/02189163.html?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=02189163&Category_Code=

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This would be the biggest supergroup in the history of supergroups!!! Enjoy Elvis and his posse...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7lpi1-JF2Q

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Fri 13 Oct - SPOOOKKKKYYYYYYY OOOOHHHHHH!!!

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Spongebob Square Pants is a legend! Here is a fun little game.

http://www.gamesheep.com/game/dunce-dragon/?PlayNow
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So you give a gift of a scratchie to someone thinking its not going to win, but what happens when that innocent person you gave it to scraches off $200,000 and you want it back...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kbMQisdq3s

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Thurs 12 Oct - Warning stupidity inside...

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Pretty cool game, sorta like the old Missile Command, but made a little more funky with a cool sound track too!

http://www.inflash.com/list/x.php?link_id=9345

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So there he is, a cop in front of a class of school kids, giving them a talk on being a cop and being safe, when 3 things go wrong... 1) He mentions he has an unloaded gun, 2) He is the only person qualified to handle a firearm and 3) Well, watch and learn whata trained professional can do...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdvTwgQjB34

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Wed 11 Oct - PAIN! PAIN! PAIN!

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Love your movies? Do you have a keen eye for picking up faults and mistakes? Well I don't, I just live in that make believe world, but see if you have spotted these mistakes in some popular movies...

http://www.jokaroo.com/funnypictures/top_15_movie_mistakes.html

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This belongs right out of Australias Funnies Home videos, guys getting hurt... a lot... and ouch...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym69jqOwcEI

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Tue 10 Oct - Broom Broom Beep Beep!

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Ok, this should be a game even "she" should be able to play, drive a car and knock over witches hats! Simple!

http://www.gameshot.org/?id=261

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I love Weird Al, hes a funny man and has done great film clips and here is the top 10!

http://www.srobbin.com/2006/09/27/top-10-weird-al-videos/

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Mon 09 Oct - Start of a new week...

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I love making Karina play games, its so much fun watching her crash and burn, but even she should be the next tennis star with this game!

http://www.gameshot.org/?id=259

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One of my dream jobs is to be a pizza guy, just so I can see a hot chick naked! Maybe I have just been watching too many "interesting movies" but after reading this site, I not so keen on being a pizza dude now!

http://www.tipthepizzaguy.com/stories/

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BONUS

Sad news, all the video files have been deleted from myspace where they were stored, so if you travel through the zoos blogspot and some links dont work, that is why, I am trying to work on a solution. In the mean time, have a great weekend!

Fri 06 Oct - I caught a fish

This is the fish I caught last weekend up at Lucinda, if you went on the weekend and want to get pics done of what you caught, contact the Herbert River Expresson Phone (07) 4776 1588 or Email: hre@nqn.newsltd.com.au

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Looking for a good home made do it yourself costume? Well look no further for this halloween! Be the ultimate geek!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/fcb/sets/1267693

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The Black Knight will decimate any boy scouts that come his way! What am I talking about? a stupid pointless game to play! YAY!

http://www.browserarcade.com/games/action/staggy2/

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How the hell did this guy escape with his life when a truck overturned on his car?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yfXymnOXl8

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Wed 04 Oct - Brace yourself!

Ok this is even geeky for me, a bunch of, one can only assume virgins have formed a club to build your own astromech droid from Star Wars, better known as R2D2! Hey, if it attracts hotties like the Princess Leia wanna be there, I'm gonna build one!

http://www.astromech.net/Default.htm

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Yesterday we talked about when magic tricks go wrong, well, here it is again WHEN GOOD MAGIC GOES BAD II - Revenge of the Stupid!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOwve0kVKTg&mode=related&search=

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Tue 03 Oct - When good magic goes BAD!!!

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Love your Simpsons? I am a huge fan and love to play the quote game... Give in to your inner geekness here!

http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/

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I would love to become a magician, except I dont want to turn out like these guys...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7d0wnXOC0U&eurl

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Mon 2 Oct - Stupid internet was down

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Love your beer but not sure what one is your beer of choice according to your personality? Well, simple solution, take this quiz!

http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourbeerpersonalityquiz/

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Why should you invest in a new state of the art video phone? Simple!

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