Thursday, March 29, 2007

Thurs 29 Mar - Rocket up the bum!

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Think you know your celebs - take the quiz, but remember time is important...
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Yes, its true, guys are STUPID, I present to you evidence A...
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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Wed 28 Mar - EASTER IS A WEEK AWAY!

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The Art of the nanna nap explained here, read it if you are not sleeping...


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Love your comics and want a laugh each day for free?
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OUCH! This will end bad... but if it didnt, would we put it on here?
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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Tues 26 Mar - If you love beer, you will love...

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32 amazing things you can do with beer... 33 if you count drinking it!
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A new game, fun for everyone to play... STRANGER RODEO!!!
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Monday, March 26, 2007

Mon 27 Mar - Its almost EASTER!!!

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Kiwis looking for love? Well look no further...
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Look out Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Its time for Surfing Mice!
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Friday, March 23, 2007

Fri 23 Mar - I want Knight Rider



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Think that dwarf throwing is immoral and just plain wrong? What ever you do, do not click on this link and play this game then...




http://www.playaholics.com/game/play/dwarf_on_a_wharf/

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I love Knight Rider, it was the best show on Tv in the 80's - and now carsguide.com.au takes the piss, but for good reason, you can win your own trans am!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUkt8yP_HhI

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Thursday, March 22, 2007

Thu 22 Mar - I have a rental inspection today!

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Love the movies? Well, head here, its BCC's web page, lots of movie trailers, competitions and stuff to while away the hours..
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But if you are a fan of Pirates, the BRAND NEW movie trailer is out...
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Wed 21 Mar - Humpy hump day


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So, feeling hungry? How does a beer battered, bacon wrapped cheese filled hot dog sound to you?

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Ok this is the weirdest thing I think I have seen... Eminem sung in german, but synched to the Smurfs... I cant stop watching it!

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Tues 20 March - Borats back!

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Did you know that a group of caterpillars is called an army? And so is a group of Frogs! But what is a group of toads called?

http://www.dbooth.net/internerd/animals.cfm

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Borat is back with his own disturbing version of Baywatch...

http://www.glumbert.com/media/sexydrownwatch

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Monday, March 19, 2007

Mon 19 Mar - Only 363 days till next St Paddy!


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What movies can make a man, a real man cry? Well, visit here for a look into a guys blubber fest - BYO tissues!

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Guys, sick of girls being the only ones to be able to get their bits out in public? Well here is the latest fashion trend for us guys!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRjticJhlJs

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Friday, March 16, 2007

Fri 16 Mar - oohhhh this is pain...


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Want a own a cool geeky shirt? Well this site has lots of geeky stuff, along with this cool shirt


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Sometimes the bull wins...


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Thursday, March 15, 2007

Thurs 15 Mar - Beware the ides of march!


Using nothing but the raw and amazing power of the mind, you too, if you follow these step by step instructions, can BEND SPOONS!!!*



*we take no responsibility on how mad your flatmates / wife / partners will be when they open the drawer to see it full of bent spoons!

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LOOK OUT! ATTACK SHEEP!!!!

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Wed 14 Mar - bloody nice house!


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Play this game, how good are your eyes... pick which ones are guys and girls, sadly, I got 13/16... Still, 3 less then I would have hoped!


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Want to be a hip, cool and trendy politician? Well obviously you want to have your own web site translated into KLINGON! Pollie and a Trekkie? Yeah, hes not going to pick up in a hurry...


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Do you have a spare $75,000,000? This is the ultimate house for your cash. Sure its nice, but does it have a urinal?




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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Tues 13 Mar - Geek Tats everywhere!

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Looking for a geeky tat? This site has a stack of geeky tats for you to look at, and for the record, this is the geeky one I would get done... points to anyone who knows what it is!

http://www.bmeink.com/geek001.html

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A Brand new game show... WHATS IN MY PANTS!


http://www.glumbert.com/media/pants

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Monday, March 12, 2007

Mon 12 Mar - Inspirations is an amazing place

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Have an issue with anger at work? Well here, try this out and at least you wont be up on charges for assault...

http://www.abunawaf.com/mix/store2/mulakama.swf

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Allow me to introduce to you the MICROWAVE OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!

http://www.redneckworld.com/Redneck_Humor/Microwav.wmv

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Friday, March 09, 2007

Fri 09 March - Romantic weekend away for Candy and me!


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Load your gun and take your sites and FIRE!!!!


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One of those candid camera shows over seas has pulled a prank involving a man and a portapotty... oh its cruel!




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Thursday, March 08, 2007

Thurs 08 Mar - SPIDERMAN!!!!

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So the American Rock and Roll Hall of Fame has released the top 200 albums of all time... and here they all are!

http://definitive200.com/200_list.php

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Are you looking forward to Spiderman 3? Well, bring it! Sneak peeks of one of the biggest movies of 07!

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31776

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Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Wed 07 Mar - Picture of a prison break gone very wrong!

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The defining moment in mans fashion was not the DT's, was not the mullet, but was.... THE MAN PERM! Here are the top 10 Man-permers!

http://www.uber.com/manperm
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Old spice, the untimate mans scent right after Brutt 33 has launched a new web site. Test your manly knowledge with 50 questions, learn how to avoid being picked in a line up, and most important, learn about experience with Bruce Campbell.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=22137
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Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Tues 06 Mar - BEER CANNON!



More useless inventions like the above by visiting here!

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Watch cans of beer being hurled at objects like vases, tv and china cats at high speed, and then watch them all EXPLODE!
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Monday, March 05, 2007

Mon 05 Mar - Big and little crystal creek ROCK!


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Run run run, shoot shoot shoot, run shoot run, shoot run shoot... you get the general idea...

http://funnyto.com/gun-run.html

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Simple, you are far too lazy to get up and walk to the fridge to get yourself another beer, your flatmate / wife / girlfriend / significant other is no where to be seen... what to do... what about a ROBOT FRIDGE THAT HURLS THE CANS TOWARDS YOU! Genius!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqAzMSM-7o4

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Friday, March 02, 2007

Fri 02 March - What an esky!

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More power of the ass, this time a game using your gassy ass to land on the toilet!

http://www.gameshot.org/?id=411

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This guy, for a radio competition, snorted powdered wasabi! It does not end well for him...

http://www.reallybored.net/videos/Guy-Snorts-Powdered-Wasabi

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